I rasterboy, (aka 'Psycho') hereby formally declare war against GWB, (aka 'da Prez, aka 'Dubya', aka 'St00pid') for the follow reasons.

1. He wants to "bring the nation together"

I am declaring war on behalf of all of the people who have been trying so hard, for so long to tear this nation apart. By "the nation" I am referring to the "United States of America." Bush probably thinks he lives in "America" when he really lives in the "United States of America" most people make that mistake. Most people are stupid.

I expect a Formal Letter of Apology (heretofore known as an FLA) in response to this Formal Declaration of War (heretofore know as an FDW.) This FLA can be delivered to me by GWB, or any of his government lackeys or spooks.

Alternately, if GWB does not agree to these terms, GWB can elect to deliver to me a very large sum of money at which point this FDW will be retracted and a Formal Declaration of Disappointment (FDD) will be issued in it's place.

If a FDD is issued GWB can elect to have this further reduced by at least attempting to run the nation into the ground. It shouldn't be that hard.

Signed (in blood) rasterboy